A balada tecnológica - The Twitter Song

You’re no one if you’re not on Twitter

You’re no one if you’re not on Twitter. And if you aren’t there already you’ve missed itIf you haven’t been bookmarked, retweeted and blogged. You might as well not have existed
In the old days it was all about achievements. Collecting all your trophies in a shrine. Then everybody came across the internet. And suddenly you had to be online.
A home page was all you really needed. To seem like a success but not a geek. As long as you updated semi-annually. And checked your email once or twice a week.
You’re no one if you’re not on Twitter…
Technology was moving rather quickly. And the next thing you needed was a blog. With intimate and detailed press releases. And now and then a photo of your dog.
More recently the students brought us Facebook. And everybody has a hundred friends. The parties in the photos look amazing. They’re not so great but everyone pretends.
You’re no one if you’re not on Twitter…
Now you need to publish every movement. And every single thought to cross your mindI’m told the Twitterverse is full of rubbish. But most of us are actually quite refined.
We validate each other’s insecurities. And brag about the gadgets that we’ve bought. We laugh out loud at every hint of jolliness. And try to self-promote without being caught.

FONTE: http://www.mundotecno.info/category/internet. Esta entrada foi publicada em Outubro 30, 2008 às 1:39 pm e é arquivado em Curiosidades na Web. Tagged: twiter, twitter musica, twitter song, musica web, musica internet.